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Spoonerite 

Someone who looks like they’d commit a sexual crime.
Characterized by jet black, oily hair.
Usually have bad posture.
That guys a real spoonerite.”
Spoonerite by SpooneriteNation October 30, 2023
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Kangaroo Spooning 

The act of contouring one's body around that of a sleeping kangaroo. Kangaroos are often sound sleepers, so this is generally a safe practice. However, the act of spooning a waking roo may lead to a brutal and even deadly kick to the unmentionables.
Austin took part in some sweet kangaroo spooning this weekend. His girlfriend was really jealous.

knifey-spooney 

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.
"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"

"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."

"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before!"
knifey-spooney by RUFCKNSRS January 25, 2014

Soonday Babakoonday 

2 magical words that have absolutely no meaning to it whatsoever but you sound cool and weird at the same time saying it.

Can also be played as a game, the rules are when someone shouts the word Soonday the rest of the group has to shout Babakoonday on the top of their voices. No matter what situation they are in
Soonday Babakoonday bois!

Person 1: Soonday!!
Whole group: Babakoonday!!

scoon-hermit 

A scoon-hermit can be anyone. Usually someone who has committed an action recently that you do not approve of, or someone you do not like. It can also be a non-offensive insult. It's great for calling your freinds!
Man, Justin Bieber is such a scoon-hermit! Or your friend says,"Naruto Shippuden sucks!"you should call them a scoon-hermit.
scoon-hermit by Ya boi gerbs August 13, 2018
Madison, quit being a Scoong.
Scoong by Vic rock February 17, 2023