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spider bite madness

An explanation for why someone behaves strangely. The idea is that they were fine until a spider bit them injexting a kind of secret madness.
Mary suffers from spider bite madness, so she thinks she'll, get her looks back one day even though she's 65 and 200 pounds over weight.
by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022
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The Spider Monkey

while making out with a girl, you pull both her ears while simultaneously blowing into her mouth, thus making her face look like a monkey.
“how was it with alisha last night?”
“it was tremendous, i hit her with that spider monkey yurr”

“what is the spider monkey?”
“it’s when you blow air in your girls mouth while pulling her ears, it’s totally nuts!”
by mondocrunk May 23, 2022
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Spider

A women with a fat body with skinny arms and legs and a flat ass.
Damn man did you see that spider smoking a dart she was gross.
by shovel breaker May 25, 2022
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Spider-Man

NapoleonVII is Spider-Man
He just do be Spider-Man
by NobodysFool May 30, 2022
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spider-man 3

verb, transitive

1. To add an unnecessary number of villains or antagonists to a work of fiction (usually a film)—more villains than it can sustain while still being "good."

2. To lose control of the balance of multiple villains or antagonists, in the case that the balance was previously maintained (esp. in a TV show, which can hold more villains than a movie).
• Batman V. Superman could have been a good movie if it was just about Batman vs. Superman, but instead they totally spider-man 3'ed it.

• Seasons 1-4 of Game of Thrones pulled off having more than one villain. But when the show split off from the books, they couldn't juggle all the characters and it got spider-man 3'ed.

• The reason 2020 was such a shitty year is because they tried to cram in too much content at once. Terrible pacing, no room to breathe. Covid, toilet paper panic, Australia fires, California fires, George Floyd, Trump's 2nd impeachment, election conspiracy theories, RBG, almost having war with Iran... takes massive bong rip They spider-man 3'ed an entire year.
by burningbusch June 2, 2022
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Spider-Man

He's a menace to the entire city!
I want pictures of Spider-Man!
by anonymous June 3, 2022
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Spider-leg fuck

When three guys get on top of another in an spider position while getting fucked by the men on top of them.
Holy shit he just got Spider-leg fucked. Wanna Spider-leg fuck.
by The genuine man June 4, 2022
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