spider spatula

A spider spatula is somebody who is a bitch nigga. Two faced can't be trusted motherfucker.

Terrell was being a spider spatula today I can't be cool with that dude anymore.

by anonymous March 11, 2022

spider blance

The spider blance is a proven technique
In female pleasure 🤘. The spider blance is in the same family as 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink (shocker)

I pulled last night and used the spider blance and she gushed aa ower da place.
Boooomf!!!

Put your hand in the position of spider man about to shoot a web and use your ring finger and middle finger to work its magic. Booomf!!

by 6ora10shocker August 3, 2021

senior spider quan

The Coolest dude you will ever meet definitely not charlotte

Hey senior spider Quan

by Cloudiplier13 September 21, 2017

spider man whopper

A whopper with red buns and black seeds, made to promote "Spider Man: Across the Spider Verse". Nothing else.

I ate the spider man whopper... and d i e d.

by TheRealMikey July 4, 2023

spider jacking

Masterbating with one leg jacked up on a wall..

My wife wouldnt give none guess its spider jacking time!!!!

by Diustinswife December 22, 2016

Slutty spider

When a girl traps a bunch of guys in her web then sucks them all

Damn that girl is a slutty spider

by Hayesjose October 28, 2018

burning spider

Burning spider is a person who sucks at red dead redemption 2.
It's started on 7/27/2022 at exactly 9:42 PM. (The exact seconds aren't known and will remain a mystery to all mankind

Yo, Alex, you are a burning spider.

by anonymous July 27, 2022