by DF_Symbiote September 3, 2019

One of the cutest animals in the world- wait, "one of"? Sorry, that part isn't true, they're the cutest anuimals int he world! Not only that, but they help with pest control. If i dont get one as a pet i am going to jump off the tallest floor of a skyscraper.
by PB95 April 10, 2024

by empha September 18, 2023

by NoodlesFFTS May 4, 2010

A person who is disruptive, abrasive, controlling, neurotic, and extremely angry for no good reason.
Did you see the woman at the school board meeting the other day? She jumped up and down and flung her verbal shit all over the room like a god damn spider monkey!
by Tvvat March 29, 2022

An explanation for why someone behaves strangely. The idea is that they were fine until a spider bit them injexting a kind of secret madness.
Mary suffers from spider bite madness, so she thinks she'll, get her looks back one day even though she's 65 and 200 pounds over weight.
by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022

by lookhereifgay March 21, 2021
