Caveman Spaghetti

Where a group of men gather in public eating spaghetti with their bare hands, wearing only loinclothes

Guy 1: “Do you want to come over for Caveman Spaghetti”

Guy 2: “Hell Yeah, I love eating spaghetti basically naked with a bunch of guys on some strangers porch”

by Make a religion out of this November 8, 2018

Super Spaghetti September

Spaghetti only, exceptions are 5 snacks in total.

- Related to No Nut November and Destroy Dick December

-5 snacks in total, if more than 5 snacks int total, you failed.

-Breakfast - SPaghetti
-Lunch - Spaghetti
-Supper - SPaghetti

-NOT recommended for people on diets or dislike spaghetti or other.

-enjoy the spaghetti my buddy

Dude 1: Yo bro, how are you on Super Spaghetti September?
Dude 2: I'm doing good, 1 more day to go! you?
Dude 1: I failed already :(
Dude 2: Aw, come on, Don't be sad, you can try next time!

by ANameCuzICan'tThey'reTaken November 9, 2018

Californian Spaghetti

When you take a shit in the shower after a long night of getting pile drived in the anus and then stomp it down the drain

Barry said to Darren "fuck that shit just slid out my ass and then i stomped it down the drain to make tonight's feed"
Darren said "sounds like you just made some prime Californian spaghetti"

by Bazza the bonglord November 23, 2018

Seattle Spaghetti

When you’re having sexual intercorse, the male throws up on the females boobs.

I gave that bad bitch the Seattle spaghetti, she smelt like ass the whole week

by Nickytra December 2, 2018

Rectal Spaghetti

When you rip your asshole open and shit comes out covered in blood. The shit is the noodles and the blood is the sauce.

“Yo this nigga just made rectal spaghetti gotta get this nigga to the hospital”

by the Rectum popper January 28, 2019

Stripper spaghetti

1. You get a job as a stripper and a loved one asks you to make some spaghetti, so what you end up making is stripper spaghetti.

2. While stripping in a sexy fashion, you cook spaghetti and your spaghetti must be tasty.

After I got my job as a stripper, my friend asked me to make her stripper spaghetti to celebrate.

My boyfriend made me stripper spaghetti the other night, and it was the bomb.

by Crispyass February 24, 2019

secret spaghetti

The American version of Dîner en Blanc. A special quiet meal that Miraculously occurs when at least one member is not allowed to eat spaghetti.

Girl 1: *calls girl 2 on cellphone* come over for dinner I am having spaghetti

Girl 2: sorry I can’t, I am on a no pasta diet

Girl 1: ... *whispers into cellphone* but we can have Secret Spaghetti, nobody has to know about it

by Sänd Demon May 29, 2019