John:Did you hear the compliment Dave gave Mike the other day?
Penny: No what did he say ?
John: He told him he was at least average, it was like he was Socially Lubing him.
Penny: Dang thats crazy , can't believe Dave would use social lube on Mike
Penny: No what did he say ?
John: He told him he was at least average, it was like he was Socially Lubing him.
Penny: Dang thats crazy , can't believe Dave would use social lube on Mike
by Aludurhage August 5, 2023
Get the Social Lubemug. Someone who is Antisocial. This person is usually rude, mean, jerkish or just extremely quiet.
Social rocks dont like other people and hate talking. They are usually found always alone at public places.
Social rocks dont like other people and hate talking. They are usually found always alone at public places.
Person 1: Hey, whats up?
Person 2: Nothin', you?
Person 1: I saw a Social Rock earlier, someone tried saying 'Hi' but was completly rejected!
Person 2: REJECTIOOONN!!!!
Person 2: Nothin', you?
Person 1: I saw a Social Rock earlier, someone tried saying 'Hi' but was completly rejected!
Person 2: REJECTIOOONN!!!!
by Blade-Kai August 6, 2011
Get the Social Rockmug. I person who doesn't really know how to socialize among friends but proceeds to have many friends in their circle.
by blastedporpoise June 23, 2016
Get the Social Studmug. A person who constantly makes social interactions awkward, generally due to defects in their personality or after imbibing large amounts of alcohol or sometimes both. This person does not have a social radar and often kills conversations dead in their tracks. Speaking to this person often is about as pleasant as rubbing sandpaper on your face.
by MoscowA May 1, 2010
Get the Social sandpapermug. A cyclical time theory of linearity in which asymmetry causes incompleteness (inequality); and incompleteness causes discontinuity; and discontinuity recursively causes asymmetry.
That is to say, from mediums emerge outcomes, from outcomes emerge catastrophes and from catastrophes recurse to form new mediums beginning the cycle of linearity once again.
Also called ontologistics.
That is to say, from mediums emerge outcomes, from outcomes emerge catastrophes and from catastrophes recurse to form new mediums beginning the cycle of linearity once again.
Also called ontologistics.
by sandraxine August 26, 2018
Get the social ontologymug. The use of social media to shame a stubborn or unresponsive company into fixing its goods or services. In short, it's applying the doctrine of public humiliation to shape behavior to social media and thus a much larger or at least potentially much larger audience.
by Eye of Bast November 15, 2014
Get the social shamingmug. A person brought into important business meetings to help soften the tone and diffuse anxiety.
This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...
This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...
"Even though she acted as the Social Softener, she was actually the true decision maker of the deal."
by Mamahipster October 23, 2011
Get the Social Softenermug.