Smartini

A nickname for a quick cocktail/smart drink before heading out and hitting the town.

Joanna enjoyed a smartini on the back deck before Henry came to pick her up for a night of dinner and dancing.

"Fancy a smartini before we go?"

by Seamaj March 16, 2009

smartupid

A person who thinks himself smart but is stupid indeed.

Max often say others are stupid. Yes, he is really smartupid.

by wild lands July 4, 2009

Smarties Smoker

A student who isn't interested in smoking but want to look like a smoker. Typically from the ages on 10-16. They are know for "smoking" on school campus during school.

Hey, you a smarties smoker?

Yea, want a smarties smoke?

by discoveringwithabeat August 20, 2009

Mrs. Smartybitch

What you call a dumb fucking bitch who thinks she's really fucking smart, but she's bitchy about it.

Petra: Hey, did you know if you eat carrots, they make you orange?
Chris: Uhhmm... are you fucking stupid, no they don't.
Petra: Yes they do! I asked my doctor when I was 4!
Chris: Holy Fuck! Your dumb...
Petra: It's true, I swear! Your the fucking dumb one...
Chris: ... mhrrmmm... whatever you say Mrs. Smartybitch...

by KU$H August 6, 2010

shart

what happens when one has not defecated in the last 10 hours and relaxes the anal sphincter to fart, but, low and behold, the defecation feels left out and decides to come along for the ride. sometimes results in a hard, long log dropping out of trousers, but is usually wet and messy and results when one tries to push out a fart.

nick: man i sharted last night at the party.
john: that sucks man. how'd that happen?
nick: i hadnt shit since the day before and i really needed to fart. i thought i would be okay just to fart but as soon as i let it out i realized what i had done. i didn't make it to the bathroom in time so everyone saw it run down my leg. it was gross.
john: oh...
nick: but my girlfriend helped me. she wiped my ass for me and she put on my diaper. it took her like 67 wipes just to get all of the shit out of my asshole and off my balls.
john: she must really love you...

by AlwaysBord April 14, 2007

shart

when u fart and shit in one smooth motion.usually invovles an extensive cleanup.

i was with my girlfriend and then sharted all over the inside of my pants.

by jim dandy January 24, 2005

Jacob Sartorius/Saggytits

The queen of all f*** boys. He's one of those guys that little girls love for no reason. You'd think he'd be at least cute but he's uglier then the devil's Butt

"Your Thot cousin is such a Jacob Sartorius/Saggytits"

by Someone Yue June 7, 2016