A longboarding event that is hosted in Albuquerque, New Mexico, among the most beautiful ditches and tunnels you will ever see in your life. Basically, one of the best longboarding events of the year.
- Eyyy, are you going to be at Ditch Slap next year?
- In a second, man. I've been itching to tame those concrete monsters since last year.
- In a second, man. I've been itching to tame those concrete monsters since last year.
by Ciscokiddddddd May 7, 2009
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by cabdragon333 August 30, 2009
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by LogicLackey October 1, 2009
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by bluzebrother April 7, 2010
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Guy 1: O man I just love hearing myself talk! Good one June haha
Guy 2: You better slap the dishpan in a hott minute or ill slap you up.
Guy 2: You better slap the dishpan in a hott minute or ill slap you up.
by Junior11 June 26, 2009
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Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley
1. What if I jack-slap him
2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude
3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped
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by Dacatoa June 8, 2018
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I just did some keyboard slapping to make up my OC's (original character) name.
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When I signed up for the website, I couldn't think of a username, so I just keyboard slapped it.
by Kusco March 24, 2008
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