5 second rule

an excuse to eat food off the floor.

Eric: *walking along, sees a piece of candy on the ground* NOM
Jason: Dude...
Eric: 5 SECOND RULE

by mr. fluffy penguin man March 10, 2011

oh no second

The exact moment where you realize what a big mistake you have made.

*thows grenade at wall by accident; rolls back to your feet. Oh no second incoming in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...OH NOES!

by HungryNoobivore February 3, 2010

Secondhand incest

when one hooks up with a person, then, at a later time, hooks up with a relative of said person

Dude, how could you make out with your ex's twin? That's secondhand incest!

by patpat lacisté December 18, 2005

Second-hand fuck

When a man ejaculates onto an inanimate object, which somehow finds it's way into a woman's vagina, and the woman becomes pregnant.

"The cheerios say you're the father"

"What?"

"Yeah, second-hand fuck is a bitch"

by Yarchonis March 26, 2009

Emily carr secondary school

A school full of fucking retards, rich bitches, sluts, and gay niggas who think they're tough shit.

Guy 1: Nigga lets go to Emily carr secondary school
guy 2: Nah nigga Im out here tryna die b deadass

by Gaynigga123 September 25, 2017

Second Life

A very, VERY addicting online game created by Linden Labs. its just basically real life, but you fly, build items, and pretty much do anything imaginable.

Shawn: hey man, wanna go outside and skateboard?

Me: na, im already doing that in Second life.

by Jonny Shadow October 3, 2008

second floor

A din of iniquity, where people consume alcohol, booze, hooch, beer, vodka, and illicit substances.

The second floor's motto is: "There's no I in drunk!".

by Bagwell December 13, 2003