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Star Wars

A sterile, black and white impersonal galactic war story centered around Anakin Skywalker and his family. Caters to lifeless dorks with bad vision. Involves lightsabers and men in cloaks with rat tails.
"I have no idea why I've spent 20 years of my life following the story of a beeping trashcan and a homosexual, gold-plated Jeeves."
by ilikefood June 5, 2005
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five star

When you slap somebody on their bear back and leave a red hand print on their back. Unless of course your my freind Ebert, who has four fingers and one stub, and leave a four star.
Dude that five star must of hurt b/c my hand is numb.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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star wars

A film, and not a particularly good one - AND THAT'S IT!

Move on with your lives, stop discussing hidden meanings, and realise you've wasted your life.
Return of the Jedi wasn't as good as the first one.

The Phantom Menace wasn't as good as the first one.

Attack of the Clones wasn't as good as the first one.

Revenge of the Sith will be great!!!
by OD Smith February 16, 2005
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5-STAR

man i wish i was as good as 5-STAR
by 5-STAR www.thestickerguru.tk October 1, 2003
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Star Wars

A racial story about a white family in the galaxy taking control of the galactic senate, including only two main black characters, Anakin Skywalker becomes the most powerful Jedi/Sith in the galaxy and takes over. His son comes up to dethrone him.
Mace Windu-Black- Dies
Lando Calrissian- has minor part

All the racism in the saga..... But maybe the best film saga ever
by Erikolo May 28, 2005
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Star Wars

Crap show for nerds, geeks and other freaks.
Hey I'm a 40 year old virgin living in my parents basement, I'm going to watch Star Wars all day today!
by starwarssucks March 25, 2005
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star punch

originally created by bucket kissel and still used today... god bless his soul...
1)run behind random female
2)sock her in the back of her head with a closed fist
3)run away laughing hysterically; preferably in an annoying voice
!BOOM!
"HE HE HE HE HE HE"
The hell was that???
by BucketKissel November 6, 2004
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