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Spider Bub

when your bubby has her feet on the wall because she’s too hot and becomes spider bub.
Spider bub, spider bub, does whatever a spider bub does, can she swing from a web? No she can’t because she’s a spider bub
by bubbeyyyy January 17, 2022
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Spider fluffer

A person employed in the pornographic spider industry to keep the spiders aroused
My coworker is a real spider fluffer
by Spider fluffer May 17, 2022
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Barking Spider

Barking Spider- An elusive species, the Barking Spider is the only species of spider that can be found all over the world. This spider is especially attracted to spicy food. This spider is most abundant at Indian, Mexican, and Thai restaurants due to the use of hot peppers and seasonings.

When threatened, the spider will release a nauseating stench that has been known to make people throw up. Before it releases the gas however, it will “bark”. Scientists don’t know how the spider does this as no specimen has ever been caught. It still eludes us to this day
“Barks”

What the hell was that?!

It’s those damn barking spiders again
by Adraa23 May 20, 2022
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Asian Spider-Man Day

One of the most important holidays in Asian cultural on May 21st. Typically Asians fast from 6-10 am and don’t see the sunlight.
Are you celebrating Asian Spider-Man day tomorrow?
by Mommy2628383 May 20, 2022
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spider bite madness

An explanation for why someone behaves strangely. The idea is that they were fine until a spider bit them injexting a kind of secret madness.
Mary suffers from spider bite madness, so she thinks she'll, get her looks back one day even though she's 65 and 200 pounds over weight.
by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022
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The Spider Monkey

while making out with a girl, you pull both her ears while simultaneously blowing into her mouth, thus making her face look like a monkey.
“how was it with alisha last night?”
“it was tremendous, i hit her with that spider monkey yurr”

“what is the spider monkey?”
“it’s when you blow air in your girls mouth while pulling her ears, it’s totally nuts!”
by mondocrunk May 23, 2022
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Spider

A women with a fat body with skinny arms and legs and a flat ass.
Damn man did you see that spider smoking a dart she was gross.
by shovel breaker May 25, 2022
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