Social sandpaper

A person who constantly makes social interactions awkward, generally due to defects in their personality or after imbibing large amounts of alcohol or sometimes both. This person does not have a social radar and often kills conversations dead in their tracks. Speaking to this person often is about as pleasant as rubbing sandpaper on your face.

'Hey girls, wanna hear a rape joke?'
Silence
'God, this guy is like social sandpaper.'

by MoscowA May 1, 2010

mexican social

Going out to eat with your friends at a Mexican restaurant

“You guys wanna have a Mexican social?”
“Ashley!Devon wants us to have a Mexican social”

by Thewaltz July 12, 2019

Socially fatigued

When you just had enough of people and you can't socialize anymore. You're just too tired

I spent this whole week with people and I'm just so tired

Socially fatigued?
U got it

by Scoops4days June 30, 2016

Social Invasion

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by anonymous October 13, 2021

social shaming

The use of social media to shame a stubborn or unresponsive company into fixing its goods or services. In short, it's applying the doctrine of public humiliation to shape behavior to social media and thus a much larger or at least potentially much larger audience.

I'm using social shaming to make a software provider fix its crappy software.

by Eye of Bast November 15, 2014

Social Softener

A person brought into important business meetings to help soften the tone and diffuse anxiety.

This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...

"Even though she acted as the Social Softener, she was actually the true decision maker of the deal."

by Mamahipster October 23, 2011

social halitosis

Such as halitosis is for bad breath. This definition is used to define a horrible social mishap in which the yield is a terribly awkward silence and embarrassment as a result of said silence. Can be confused with word vomitting. Often used as a failed attempt of levity. Used in Say Anything's song on their new album named Say Anything- "She Won't Follow You."

(Amongst a group of females.)
Noble (male): "So what are you ladies doing this evening?

(Females): *Chatter Chatter*

Dick (Male that also joins the conversation.): "So what's up guys? I mean girls, you know because you guys are girls and have vaginas and such... (Pause) So what's up females?...

Noble (to crowd): "I can smell this guy's social halitosis from here."

by Socialistically Awkard November 4, 2009