a more positive outlook on the situation of sloppy seconds. Instead of looking down on someone with some experience, look at them like a seasoned veteran and get ready for some fun.
Bro1: Dude, that girl over there is so hot.
Bro2: Dude, she and I hooked up last night.
Bro1: Seasoned Seconds, Bro.
Bro2: Dude, she and I hooked up last night.
Bro1: Seasoned Seconds, Bro.
by Bronerific September 13, 2011
Get the Seasoned Seconds mug.Searsy is a nickname that is used only by plonkers. This girl is actually an amazing, gorgeous and super smart girl who everyone wants to hang out with. The person who calls this girl searsy is, for all intensive purposes a knob jockey.
by Truth Teller 84 November 10, 2011
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by Donnia December 18, 2012
Get the Season My Own Skillet mug.When people who live in cities with winter pick someone to shack up with for the cold months and dump them when spring comes along
Bob and Sandy were each others' seasonal snuggler, but when the hormones from the sun kicked in again, they broke up
by paidtobenice13 November 24, 2013
Get the seasonal snuggler mug.1. The act of walking alone down a deserted coastline with the intentions of finding a sea creature washed ashore, locating the first oriface you can find on that creature and then fucking said oriface. This is often times a result of being shipwrecked or stranded and constantly seeking out new methods of masturbation.
2. When a womans oriface has the distinct smell of the seashore.
3. A portmanteau of the words "Seashore" + "Oriface"
2. When a womans oriface has the distinct smell of the seashore.
3. A portmanteau of the words "Seashore" + "Oriface"
"Whales are too big, starfish are too small, but the blowhole on a dolphin is the perfect size if you're out for a seashoriface."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Get the seasonal shooter mug.A person having seasoned guts is a term assigned to a woman that likes to have a guy ejaculating inside of her pussy; this is without the use of a condom. The seasoning she refers to is the man juice (cum) being excreted from his penis ☺.
Seasoned Guts:
He fills up her insides and at the end he seasoned her guts. She was so happy, tired and pleased that she went to sleep.
He fills up her insides and at the end he seasoned her guts. She was so happy, tired and pleased that she went to sleep.
by Ce'i August 2, 2014
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