stair race

Stair raced, or Stair racing-whenever someone is at the bottom of a stairway and they have to turn the lights off, so they run up the stairs after flicking the switch.

"Since you are afraid of the dark, did you ever STAIR RACE before?"
Pass Tense-"I'm out of breath because I STAIR RACED"

by Toxic Bananas July 19, 2014

Tim race

When one person races another person that does not realize they are racing, and claims they beat them.

I just had a tim race with my cobalt ss against a Bugatti!

by Jakemk6 August 18, 2014

skeet race

When a bunch of guys have a competition to see who can cum first when wacking it.
wacking it cum skeet

Guy 1: I challenge you to a skeet race!
Guy 2: You're on!

by yungsandwich December 8, 2015

Brag race

One person makes a boastful statement, and then another does the same in an effort to outdo the first.
The "Brag-race" is now on.
Whoever runs out of brags first, looses.

I was at the bar last night.

Stan started talking about this hot blond he nailed the other night, and then Mortimer chimed in, trying to out do him.
The Brag race ended in tears when Stan forced Mortimer to confess he was actually talking about an incident with his own cousin at a family reunion.

by Vancetagious October 10, 2016

junior race police

Someone who tries to point out racism but gets it wrong.

A: "Islamic architecture uses a lot of geometric patterns."
B: "That's racist!"
A: "No, junior race police, Islam isn't a race."

by LorenzoPhoenix October 5, 2016

fake race

a person who does not identify to the human race, nor to the animal species. not even of extraterrestrial origin. mostly used to make fun of people who say there from a country that they don't look like they are from

guy:this girl says she is from india, and she is white!
other guy: wow man, she's a fake race!

by gingamear May 25, 2016

jerk race

When you and a friend sit in a room watching porn and jerking off to see who cums first

Me and my friend had a insane jerk race last night

by Poprock56 May 11, 2017