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queef

a fart coming out of a girl’s vagina.
charlee: i just queefed
me: oh shit me too
charlee: can i smell it
by stinkycock11 September 14, 2019
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Mud queef

A mud queef is the act of projectile queefing fecal matter that has ejected from the anus and rolled Into the vagina.
Big Bertha shit her pants and later mud queefed at the dinner table
by Trish steinberger August 10, 2023
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burger queef

When you decide to have too many burger king cheeseburgers, you decide to queef in your baby mamas face while calling her sweet lady by queen while stoned to shit.
"Me and my wife got into an argument so i pulled a good ol' burger queef on 'er." -Guahabi D.
by Guahabi D. November 14, 2017
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Queef

"So why did my wife queef on my face?"
by anonymous March 2, 2023
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Mouth queef

The act of air leaving your mouth with a audible noise
After chugging a liter of cola I felt the urge to mouth queef.
by Xanthern November 19, 2018
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Queef nugget

Guy1: what’s a queef nugget
Guy2: it’s someone named Becker Lippert
by 5yq November 15, 2022
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Sir queefs a lot

When you queef so much it starts to sound like a royal trumpet
Damn bae you sound like sir queefs A lot
by Dam0ntee February 24, 2021
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