A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters
by Jammy11 April 23, 2017
Get the mountain queef mug.When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).
"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"
"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"
"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"
by Rabbyet June 2, 2018
Get the Artificial Queef mug.by amysworld May 13, 2021
Get the queef mug."Whoa...did you see his girlfriend Angel? When she walks and her thighs hit together it sounds like a whale queef"
by Pinkieforest69 June 4, 2017
Get the whale queef mug.When a human with a cloaca blasts a queef so powerful it manifests into a gas fist, which throws a punch curving to the left, right into a woman's saggy bag
Oh you think you're funny huh? Well how about i throw a left queef to the bosom right at ya.
BLAST! i missed! Im sorry i tried queefing on yo tits, dont stab me witjlh ya clit. WAIT N-
rest in peace
BLAST! i missed! Im sorry i tried queefing on yo tits, dont stab me witjlh ya clit. WAIT N-
rest in peace
by Snozingly7 August 14, 2023
Get the a left queef to the bosom mug.a queef-like liquid produced through a bulging, veiny, throbbing, pulsing queef hole, every time someone says sit.
by A-Queefe May 23, 2023
Get the A-Queef mug.When a vagina is suspected to be chronically underperforming, this is a test to quantify the vaginas strength and, viability.
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