Potato Granny

A Milf so sexy she is hot as a hot potato

That potato granny that works is in accounts is as sexy as a hot potato

by Carlos de la Cerda December 9, 2021

Ugly Potato

Something that people call themselves when they believe they are unattractive/ugly. Can also be used as an insult.

Person a: Oh my gosh, I'm such an ugly potato.
Person b: No you're not, shut up.

Person: My crush is a goddess and I'm just an ugly potato.

Person a: Would you like to go out with me?
Person b: Ewww you're such an ugly potato thoughhh...

by Mighty Bean Boi April 7, 2022

Potato Headed

A word used to describe a person in most cases a woman with an oddly shaped or greatly out of proportion head or facial feature.

That woman's potato headed features consist of a large square chin large forehead and gummy smile.

by Webster Jaxburt March 12, 2022

Dick potato

When potatoes began to grow out of your penis

God I've started growing dick potatoes again

by Landapotato July 13, 2021

lil potato

A wonderful happy young girl with a big smile and a bright future. makes everyone around them happy and is always there for a friend.

That girl is such a lil potato

by hello my little kitty July 19, 2021

Farting on a potato

Farting on a potato is what you call someone acting suspiciously and/or evil in rural America.

That person needs to stop farting on a potato, what does he think he's doing walkin around my farm?

by Dr.Kazakhstan May 14, 2021

Cool potatoes

When something is really cool it mean school potatoes

I’m walking down the street and I see somebody shoes and I will say to them your shoes are cool potatoes

by Ainsley potato May 23, 2021