author paddleduck

Aunt Julie is the author of Paddleduck Julie, A little girl from Texas. First time publisher of children's books about her childhood in Texas. This is a collection of lively short stories for the young and young at heart.

Author Paddleduck is an adventurous and mischievous girl who likes to have fun. Paddleduck did not want to go to school. Paddleduck was getting ready to start the school year. She had to catch the bus early to get to school on time and be ready to start at 8:00 AM. She begged her mom not to make her go. Lo and behold, she heard a commotion outside. She went to look out the window, and all her friends were playing at the bus stop. YES! Paddleduck was ready to join her friends. Her mom handed her lunch bag to her, and off she went.

by author paddleduck June 13, 2011

Extreme Puddle Jumping

Extreme Puddle Jumping is a new form of PARKOUR where friends go outside on a rainy day i jump from puddle to puddle normally singing as they jump and performing a variety of tricks.

"Yo mary let's go extreme puddle jumping!"
*Looks at weather, sees rain for thursday.*
"Alright Bob the weather looks prime for thursday!"

by Bob McFergie January 9, 2012

Influence Peddler

A line used to describe a US citizen who stands for a belief and states it publicly.

A silly generalized illogical phase made up in the 2012 GOP primary by Mitt Romney to describe someone he can't accurately say is a lobbyist.

Mitt: Your are a lobbyist
Guy: No I'm not. What the hell are you talking about??
Mitt: Well..um.. your and influence peddler then. You bad man.
Guy: You're a dork.

by digitalPimple February 16, 2012

panty puddle

The physical reaction a woman receieves when she gets turned on.

Freddy is so fine I got a panty puddle just by looking at him.

by Martinb June 13, 2012

Mac Peddler

A seller of Apple devices, of all products Apple.
In the theme of a peddler of goods.

The layman's term for a 'Mac Purveyor'

"My mate Jamie, the General XL, is a complete Mac Peddler"

"Your no Mac Purveyor, your just a Mac Peddler"

by TheGentlemensAppleSeller November 26, 2013

fudge puddle

When your dad bakes a vanilla cake and your mom is too fat and she's on a diet so she secretly eats a little bit, but then feels bad about it and takes laxatives and has a fudge puddle in her pants.

"My fat mom wasn't fooling anybody when she fudge puddled at church"

by fudgepantsquarejob November 29, 2014

fuck puddle

Its fun to be in it when you feel like it, but when u don't want it its annoying as fuck an a bother

Nigga quit being a fuck puddle

by fuck puddle December 5, 2014