pecker slap

when one backhands another in the tesicular region resulting in pain and pecker-slapped falling to his knees

i pecker slapped that faggot because he wouldnt shut up

by j-e-e-n-e-e-u-s May 13, 2005

shit packer

A person (usually male) who is preparing to receive anal sex. This person is deliberately abstaining from defecation so that his or her bowels will be full of human excrement. In this manner, the man who will be giving anal sex will end up with fecal matter on his penis.

Stop being such a shit packer.

by smither of dicks May 9, 2008

Peckered

When you receive a text message with a picture of a guy's pecker.

Dude 1: Brett Favre texted a picture of his Johnson to that reporter. She totally got peckered. Dude 2: At least he didn't tweet about his pecker. Dude1: Yeah I would hate to get pecked on Twitter

by BlazNsadL October 16, 2010

wallet packer

The bull dike in a lesbian relationship.

That wallet packer has the balls in that relationship.

by rokhard November 25, 2005

Go Packers

a phrase that is said when you clearly do not give a fuck.
can be used instead of saying "i dont give a fuck" or "0 fucks"

craig: i just quit my job for no reason. go packers

by craig brownage September 13, 2011

Fudge packer

To be annoying and play shitty songs to the public. To stalk others and not leave them alone. A bipolar, reptarded, farf. A homosexual human being that has no life.

That Suave guy is such a fudge packer, he won't leave us alone!
Suave is a fudge packer, it makes me want to farf on him and make him sniff hobos' butts.

by Ewella February 9, 2012

pecker

a pecker is the smallest of all cocks dean close has a pecker

dean i can see your pecker hanging out

by bob September 5, 2004