A shoe pimp is someone that has A TON of shoes, keeps them crisp and clean, cleans them after wearing them, stores them in their original boxes, and enjoys wearing rare and classic gems (and absolutely DOES NOT let people 'borrow' them).
Yo! Did you hear how many shoes A-a-ron owns? He's a Shoe Pimp!
Hey, dude, I've never seen you wear the same pair of shoes twice! You must be a Shoe Pimp.
Hey, dude, I've never seen you wear the same pair of shoes twice! You must be a Shoe Pimp.
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1. (adj) A term used to refer to an individual (typically a simp) who mistakenly believes himself to be very attractive to women, when in fact the opposite is true.
2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.
2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.
Tyshun: “Yo, look at Will! He be pimpin hard!”
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.
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guy 1: did you watch a pimp named slick backs coronation
guy 2: yeah, he gave the queen of england a royal pimp slap, and knocked that bitch out.
guy 3: daaaamn!
guy 1: that bitch didn't move for 10 minutes, the swagger alone left here dazed.
guy 2: yeah, he gave the queen of england a royal pimp slap, and knocked that bitch out.
guy 3: daaaamn!
guy 1: that bitch didn't move for 10 minutes, the swagger alone left here dazed.
by kipper big January 11, 2013
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guy 1: did you watch a pimp named slick backs coronation
guy 2: yeah, he gave the queen of england a royal pimp slap, and knocked that bitch out.
guy 3: daaaamn!
guy 1: that bitch didn't move for 10 minutes, the swagger alone left here dazed.
guy 2: yeah, he gave the queen of england a royal pimp slap, and knocked that bitch out.
guy 3: daaaamn!
guy 1: that bitch didn't move for 10 minutes, the swagger alone left here dazed.
by kipper big January 11, 2013
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