train wreck

When explosive diarrhea meets a chocolate shotgun (look up separate definitions)- feces explode out of the rear with such incredible force the victim is propelled up and off the toilet, causing crap to be thrown/splashed in all directions and contaminating the entire bathroom, including mirrors, shower, sink, and, in bad cases, the ceiling.

1) Dude I got a charlie horse in my thigh right when I had a chocolate shotgun, and now there's been a train wreck in your bathroom. Good luck with the resale value bro!

by iknowfrompersonalexperiences July 22, 2010

gravy train

When a bunch of guys, preferably 10 or more, get ina line and ejaculate excessive amounts of cum onto a girls face one after the other

wow that sully chick is such a skank
i kno man, like20 dudes just came on her face
whaaat u mean they ran a gravy train?!?!

by jibbarousseau November 25, 2009

train man

The man who saves people on the train... he also has a fascination with salad tossing.. he likes it alot!

"Train man! Save US!"
"Train man is here! Never Fear!!"
"Thank you Train Man!"
"Anytime! But Now You Owe Me A Salad!"

by Jon April 7, 2005

Bayne Train

A train run by bayne. You know, obviously.

Bayne trains goes shit fast.

by Baynie January 6, 2011

Train wreck

Cher.

I looked up "train wreck" in the dictionary and there was just a picture of Cher.

by Nerd Flanders January 23, 2009

Steam Train

When you finger a chick in the steam train motion i.e crank shaft for the wheels on engine
Its done hard and with grit and determination and effort whilst possibly laughing

Nolzie: How'd you go with that chick?
Garrison: Yeah I just steam trained the fuck out of her

by croftbrudercandycane June 11, 2006

Douche Train

Bumpo's favourite word at Kilcoo,
I, (Shaker) made it up.
It is another way to call someone a douche,
but douche-train is something bigger than a
douche, and it is much better than a douche bag.

"Chugga Chugga Douche Douche"
"You're a douche train"

by Shaker Grandy June 19, 2008