A member added to a group chat who exists to be the sacrificial lamb all other members can rag on without fear of repercussion. Name derived from the titular city of short story The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas, wherein a city is perfect and happy as long as one child is left in abject misery at its heart.
Cringey was only added to the group chat to be the omelas, and with her gone, we need to find a new one.
by Annie Tranny November 5, 2025
Get the Omelas mug.Omega level Karens are the recently discovered supreme level Karens. The type of Karens who are so bad they destroy good people.
The type that constantly insult you, chipping away at your self esteem.
They have to have everything their way or it’s unfair in their eyes.
They date 1000 men but can’t get one to commit. If they do land a guy it’s a say boy.
Any info they gather about you will be used against you.
If anything good happens to anyone they get angry and feel slighted.
The type that constantly insult you, chipping away at your self esteem.
They have to have everything their way or it’s unfair in their eyes.
They date 1000 men but can’t get one to commit. If they do land a guy it’s a say boy.
Any info they gather about you will be used against you.
If anything good happens to anyone they get angry and feel slighted.
My boss only hires men so she can bully them. 5 people have quit this year. She’s an Omega Level Karen for sure.
by Race relations November 8, 2025
Get the Omega level Karen mug.Abbreviation for Obviously, but putting obviously to the maximum. It exudes a greater existance of "obviously" and adds emphasis to the obviously that was first said. In turn, adding omega makes others feel like complete idiots for stating something so extremely obvious.
guy: Dude, you going to the game tonight?
you: Obvi omega. Why do you think i'm wearing this outfit?!
person 1: Wow dude. I've got some major cotton mouth fur shur after that last hit. How 'bout you?
person 2: Obvi omega. Shit son!
you: Obvi omega. Why do you think i'm wearing this outfit?!
person 1: Wow dude. I've got some major cotton mouth fur shur after that last hit. How 'bout you?
person 2: Obvi omega. Shit son!
by mikey-kay November 29, 2009
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An instrument that measures the level of a person's sobbing. This is generally applied to a person who has just been through a traumatic break-up, or otherwise mentally damaging experience.
Also used to detect feminine and/or gay tendencies in humans.
From the greek "Cryometer", an instrument that measures coldness.
An instrument that measures the level of a person's sobbing. This is generally applied to a person who has just been through a traumatic break-up, or otherwise mentally damaging experience.
Also used to detect feminine and/or gay tendencies in humans.
From the greek "Cryometer", an instrument that measures coldness.
Jack: Dude, Jen broke up with John!
Josh: OMG! Have you seen him yet?
Jack: Yeah I was up with him all night. He was like a 10 on the cry-ometer.
Josh: Oh man, this is some heavy *^&%!
Josh: OMG! Have you seen him yet?
Jack: Yeah I was up with him all night. He was like a 10 on the cry-ometer.
Josh: Oh man, this is some heavy *^&%!
by pi@noguy December 7, 2010
Get the Cry-ometer mug.The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.
John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"
John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."
John#1: "..."
John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."
John#1: "..."
by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 19, 2011
Get the Hair Omelette mug.A hypothetical conjecture used for creating complex and entirely useless theorems or laws of physics/mathematics.
The Quantum-Omega Diagapharum of the manatee created quite a disturbance on multiple levels worldwide.
by Craig the Wonder Zebra October 24, 2012
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