Number 71 

Something which takes an unbearably long time to happen. Specially used in cases where the said something used to happen on a regular basis.

Inspired by Indian Cricketer Virat Kohli's drought of centuries after his 70th international ton.

Steve: Dude, do you have any idea why Joe isn't texting me nowadays? We used to talk all the time!

Kane: I think he's pulling a Number 71 on ya.

Number 71 by Mark Nicholas November 25, 2021

Number 3 

The act of masturbating (in the bathroom).

Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”

Number 3 by Gas-sassin December 6, 2021

Number 

Godly version of “word”.

Bob: “I demolished some bomb ass food today”
Becky: “oh number” (instead of “oh word”)

Number by The first god ok January 6, 2022

Number Rumtum

A daily number-based game which is highly superior to Wordle. How many tries will to take you to get a Rumtum?

Omg I got the Number Rumtum on the first try today guys.

A Rumtum in one? Go on my son.

Number Rumtum by NumberRumtum megafan January 17, 2022

Number 3 

Named for the third thing men do in the bathroom, masturbation.

"Make sure you go for a number 3 before your date Dave, you should never leave the house with a loaded weapon"

Number 3 by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022

Number 1 

“I’ve gotta take a number 1” means you have to use one of your bodies dispenser areas which is only done by taking a piss a “number 2” means obviously you use” 2” of them as the average person usually pees and poops at the same time

“Jordan, are you going to the bathroom?”

“Yeah, mike I’m going to take a number 1”

Number 1 by Urbanblackuser February 14, 2022

number 3 

just like number 1, peeing; and number 2, pooping

number 3 is the process of masturbation.

sorry, I was in the middle of a number 3.

number 3 by DS Nutz February 23, 2022