Steve

He can carry 21,175,603,200 (21 Billion) pounds and can still run at 12.5 Mph
Yet he can't carry 17 eggs

Person: "Hey who is that guy?"
Other Person: "He's steve"
Person: "How can he carry 21 Billion pounds, but he can't carry 17 eggs?"
Other Other Person: "That's the problem"

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 16, 2020

Stone Cold Steve Frothtins

A nice cold beer. Play on words of the famous wrestler/actor/producer Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Can picture myself getting slammed by a couple of Stone Cold Steve Frothtins this arvo. alcohol

by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020

Steve

The man who you start out as in Minecraft. He builds great mansions. He really does the block right.

“Steve don’t you dare blow up my house!”

by BudgetMite3619 April 28, 2020

Steve’s Theorem

“There is an inverse relationship between how much you care about the body of your car and how well you treat other people”

Man: Wow that Steve sure does take good care of his 1992 Mustang.

Other man: Yeah but he won’t let anyone touch it and everyone thinks he’s a dick. Classic example of Steve’s Theorem.

by the notorious swish May 22, 2020

steve

male sperm

we fucked and she ate my steve afterwards.

by asm_von May 26, 2020

Steve

A wonderful loving girl who makes you smile. A best friend and lover in one. Sometimes harsh but always knows what to say and how to say it. She inspires loyalty and devotion from those around her. The girl who others rely on but at times she will need someone to rely on and when she does she always turns to the same person. A girl of honor, strength and dignity. A soul mate and trusted friend. Once she claims your heart, you will never stop loving her.

yeah that's my best friend Steve.

by Steve_1263 May 30, 2020

The Steve

The ultimate sender of a group when it comes to anything especially drinking alcoholic beverages. He will not turn down any drink and will chug it faster than anyone.

You will call him the Steve after he has just sent a challenge so hard and the boys respect it.

Me: Bro you are the steeveee.
Friend:Shot bro I just chugged a few beers.
Or shot bro I just back flipped off a 100m cliff onto land.

by The pigg June 11, 2020