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NO HOMO

NO HOMO MAKES THINGS EASIER:
GAY GUY 1: I LIKED YOUR COCK IS BIG AND I WANT TO SUCK IT AND PUT IT ON MY ASSHOLE

GAY GUY 2: THATS GAY YOU HOMO!

GAY GUY 1: OH YEAH I FORGOT, NO HOMO!

GAY GUY 2: OH THEN ITS OK.
by NO HOMO H8 April 26, 2018
mugGet the NO HOMOmug.
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😱: 《¤》Homo-Fondlers《¤》homo-fondlers《¤》homO-fondleR《¤》
by InterpersonalCommunication February 21, 2025
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homo

what who ever is reading this is
you are homo
by zer0a January 7, 2022
mugGet the homomug.

Rapo-Chomo-Homo

A combination of a rapist, a child molester, and a faggot. Distinguished from Steve Miller Band's "The Joker". Instead of
"Im a joker, Im a smoker, Im a midnight toker"
A rapo-chomo-homo gets this version as a form of mockery and display of hatred toward these pieces of shit.

"Im a rapo, Im a chomo, and Ive been known to be a homo!"
"Hey Jesse, did you see that fucking joker that just came in here a minute ago?"
"No, bro. That was a rapo-chomo-homo. Why else would he name his kid Blanket?"
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper August 25, 2023
mugGet the Rapo-Chomo-Homomug.

Homo Chavus

Homo-chavus is the most recently discovered human species and one of two surviving sub-species after the extinction of homoerectus and neanderthal races.

Whilst similar in genetics to homosapiens, homo-chavus has a lower IQ and linguistic capacity. This species is dependent on homosapiens as through natural selection, it would soon die out into extinction. homo-chavus is typically an aggressive species and breeds prematurely to most human beings as well as doing so more frequently.

To learn more see chav
Person 1: Homo chavus is such a burden on society

Person 2: I know, bloody scroungers!
by frightorflight337 August 21, 2011
mugGet the Homo Chavusmug.

quantum-rhetorical homo

The stage in a relationship between two (or more) bros that surpasses the 'no homo' boundary; the highest mutually shared honor between bros. Achieving this level of camaraderie can be very difficult, as all included parties should come to an agreement on their post-no homo status and mutually adopt the quantum-rhetorical homo status.
John: If I were gay I'd suck Steve's dick.
Steve: I appreciate it bro.
Bystander: Sounds like you've hit quantum-rhetorical homo.
by kolahh March 3, 2018
mugGet the quantum-rhetorical homomug.
Having a fear of the water sports so paralyzing that you turn gay.
Why didn’t Tremmel go whitewater rafting this year?
“Oh last time he went he end up with Transgressive Homo-Aquatic Terror. Now he just spends all his time trolling for dick at rest stops on the interstate.”
by Sarsaparilla Titty Fuck June 9, 2022
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