Hipster: I shall carry this Nietzche book along with this book on embryology to the coffee shop to look intelligent today.
by Psycho-doom May 10, 2014

When you and a friend can't tell if you both slept with the same person, or two interchangeably generic bearded hipsters.
by ArrowNYC June 21, 2019

A hipster swastika is a white and black checked keffiyeh headdress/scarf, first populized by Palestinian arch-terrorist Yassir Arafat. It's the ultimate fashion accessory for those who wish to intimidate Jews, block roads, celebrate October 7th, and/or disrupt university studies without appearing nazi-level awkward.
Wearing a full brownshirt uniform, complete with swastika armband in public has become socially unacceptable and rather passé in modern times. But the hipster swastika allows an 'anti-racist' to vigorously express death-to-Israel type sentiments without having to worry about getting fired from work the next day.
Wearing a full brownshirt uniform, complete with swastika armband in public has become socially unacceptable and rather passé in modern times. But the hipster swastika allows an 'anti-racist' to vigorously express death-to-Israel type sentiments without having to worry about getting fired from work the next day.
I missed my flight because the expressway was shut down for hours by the Islamic-woke coalition of Jew-hating asshats, with their fucking pally flags, obsolete covid masks and hipster swastikas.
by _Ouroboros__ April 21, 2024

A hipster is someone with a beard or a absurdly short fringe, who rolls the edges of their clothes up unnecessarily
Kid: "Mummy why have those people got their jeans rolled up so high, and why does that young man have and old man beard?"
Mum:"Don't worry Charlie, they're just Hipsters"
Mum:"Don't worry Charlie, they're just Hipsters"
by b3thamph3tamine3 December 2, 2015

by Dylan Duke April 25, 2020

When some product blows up so fast hipsters can't be the first ones to like the product. So a period of waiting time consumers dont like the subject, then boom! It's cool again!
by yardsale August 25, 2018

Person 1: "I like this one band..... but, you know, you've probably never heard of them."
Person 2: "Don't be such a hipster, man. Gimme five seconds and a phone and I'll have heard of them."
Person 2: "Don't be such a hipster, man. Gimme five seconds and a phone and I'll have heard of them."
by deathsbinky December 1, 2014
