Carpet Muncher

A Carpet muncher is a term used to describe a lesbian woman. It is so named because many lesbian women prefer oral sex in their relationships. They munch (eat out) the carpet ( vagina with pubic hair)

“She’s a complete bitch, why won’t she just date me.”
“ She’s probs a carpet muncher”
“Fuck My Life”

by Geoff Anonymous Man February 11, 2018

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Mud muncher.

An African American lesbian.

You ain't getting nothing from that jontavious they be mud munchers. Mud muncher.

by Gunslinger 99. March 7, 2018

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poo muncher

poo eater poo head

1.) Man, that guy's SUCH a poo muncher.
2.) woo, i wish that girl would poo munch me. Subscribe to awesome gamer robot for more epic roblox content! :D

by regfunkid November 15, 2018

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honda muscles

well defined muscles from working out at the gym; but with out the ability to be of any actual use. Like a Hinda car they look good but cant pull for sh*t.

The guy was acting tough him and his honda muscles

by tomshands March 24, 2019

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Hippo Muncher

A destructive piece software which targets the Windows Operating System's Boot Loader overriding it. After running it the computer will be unable to boot into Windows instead displaying a message saying "Looks like a hippo just ate your bootloader, man that sucks."

Oh shit I just ran an ss-tool, it had Hippo Muncher in the backend.

by Hippah April 27, 2019

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