Nigel's dead mum

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension

Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

mum

a mum!!!!! oh boy mums are awesome.

HEY MUM I LOVE YOU

by laralovescoffee October 15, 2019

Mum Vision

The act of mothers being able to find objects no one else in the house can find.

S: "MA! I can't find the sharpie!"
M: "It's right there. You just left it on the shelf."
S: "Damn, you got some crazy mum vision."

by yogha September 17, 2023

G mums

a word that is slowly growing around london that mean “mums”other words “word” this big word “g mums” came from to little mandem called big TY and Little LH

“i say we cut”

“g mums let’s cut den”

by boobblapsnap January 27, 2023

Your mum

Ur mum

Mary:your mum
Jeremy:your mum

by 763qYour mum60 May 31, 2022

ur mum

quite funny joke ahhahaha

wow ur mum

by urmumisaverycoolhuman August 24, 2022

Charlie’s mum

A sexy women who all kids have a go with 😉

Hey man I just banged a woman, she was almost as good as Charlie’s mum

by Xxx_billyplayzminecraft_xxX May 22, 2018