Pulling a Max

being so horny that is absolutely goated especially in the GC.

Hey guys did you here about me Pulling a Max? last night I did a suicide jerk I was about to cum so I yelled ¨Girlfriend!! come quit!!" and as soon as she came in my room I 360 offed my bed no scoped nutted in her mouth giving her that special secret sauce. #LoveGF #whatachamp <3

by Fatcoochslayer69 December 9, 2021

airpods max

Overpriced Garbage

A: “I got a new AirPods Max!”
B: “Dude, you should have gotten the XM4s”
A: “Na man, I’m already deep in the eco-system”
C: “Bro, I just got my AirPods Max replaced for the 4th time this year”
A: “ Shit man, I got scammed by Apple again”

by sussybaka01 June 16, 2022

Ella and max

Best couple ever. Everyone wants to be them. They are the hottest couple. Baes forever obviously. They’re so cute. Mella forever 😍

“I want a relationship like Ella and Max”

“Omg couple goals”

by Hahahahahahaahshah January 2, 2021

max duyker

An idiot with really bad breath, horrible attitude and can’t take a joke if his life depended on it

“You know that guy I talked to him and I nearly passed out and I told a joke to him and he started yelling at me”
“Was that max duyker?”

by Idiot dumb dumb June 18, 2021

Max Green

Max Green is currently a midleval KOD member. Respected by his fellow mebers Max see that all of his perinoia about the actions of KOD are heard. Besides that Max enjoys lighting things on fire. Max is also know to have some of the worst tasting food in his house, but his room is made like a lounge. Max also enjoys harasing peaple.

Max Green said "don't do that, my neighbors will wake up and tell my dad"

by KOD April 25, 2005

max thompson

A complete faggot who has one massive ear (with no interior decoration), and one normal ear. He likes to insult people by calling them 'specky cunts' or telling them there maths percentages. This is because he is a swotting bastard, and he cant speak properly. His house is gettin wrecked soon

"That max bloke has one mother fucker of an ear"

by DMC April 22, 2005

metro max

a boy who thinks he is cool and who walks around telling people he is metro and dissing fakes when he is fake himself

guy: Hey look at that hollister fag, hes such a fake
girl: ok
guy: at least im not fake
girl: dude, you are a wannabe metro, your the fakest person i know
guy: sh***********t

"Holy Heck! Look at that metro max, with his matching puma track jacket and shoes. He is SUCH a poser!"

by Brandi Lyn August 28, 2008