monkey mayonnaise

Spermagucci; Semenaise, White Custard, The juicy filling inside every penis.

She got me so horny, I was like "Girl, you wanna try sum of my monkey mayonnaise up on your shit?" She was like "Boy, gimme sum of that good sauce!"

monkey mayonnaise by Honkey Tonk Ba Donk A Donk January 28, 2010

Monkey Knife Fight 

Where two monkeys fight to the death with knives. Modern day monkeys tend to use guns, fire, and atomic bombs.

Buddy Christ fought Olaf in a monkey knife fight.

Monkey Knife Fight by Olaf June 19, 2005

Monkey Punch 

When taking a girl from behind, the act of throwing a flailing, wild, formless punch. Usually, it's delivered to the torso, as, the donkey punch signifies a strike to the back of the head.

"Dude...right before I pulled out I gave her a vicious monkey punch to the kidney!"

Monkey Punch by WillHigh April 17, 2008

monkey punch 

When you ride a girl and you feel her enjoying, really close the orgasm, you give her a punch in the face or somewhere else. You let go your imagination.

Everytime Chuck Norris brings a girl back home from the club, he gives her a good monkey punch in the face when she's about to have an orgasm. Cause no one can have more fun than Chuck.

monkey punch by Leyala July 3, 2010

Monkey Punch 

Similar to a donkey punch but while engaged in anal intercourse, rather than one strike to the back of the head during climax, you strike multiple times like an autistic monkey.

Right when he was ready to explode, he monkey punched her into submission.

Monkey Punch by Phuda Singh January 10, 2012

monkey spunk 

To look so discraceful that you resemble the spunk of a monkey.

For fuck's sake, you look like some monkey spunk from the end of a monkey's penis!

monkey spunk by Pubert Tongue May 10, 2006

Monkey pole

The Penis of a Monkey

That Mike T kid sure likes sucking Monkey Pole

Monkey pole by CO May 15, 2003