Messi Mbappe

The Messi Mbappe
Argentinian cum covered croissant

"My uncle arrived at the dress up party as a bandit, with a Messi Mbappe"

by farky123 December 18, 2022

pokey mess

when you get really fucked up the night before and when you wake up you see a huge mess that is all around you

dude i woke up and i saw this huge pokey mess! last nihgt was crazy!

by NikkiFM_AM May 26, 2008

Drunk Mess

A man or woman on the dance floor who is extremely intoxicated but think they are dancing really well.

Wow! Did you see her out on the dance floor? She is a drunk mess out there.

by realdeal7 May 9, 2011

Text Message Karma

When you don't text someone back (i.e. that annoying fucker you gave your number to) so NO ONE you actually want to hear from replies to your texts.

Friend: God, I wish he would just text me back.

Friend 2: Then stop ignoring other texts. It's your text message karma.

by ICF889 October 21, 2011

all messed up

is a person who flounces around

that person is all messed up, look at him flouncing around

by intherealknow February 15, 2012

liz messer

Liz Messer is a typical white girl, who gets starbucks everyday, has an iphone, wears uggs, and sweaters but its ok because shes better than you. All the guys love her, especially Rutter. girls envy her, boys drool over her. everyone loves liz. and yes, she is the girl who has the hashtag lizmesserstyle. dont hate on her because you all know she better than andrew rutter. amanda is her right hand man btw. she loves food and tumblr so i guess she even more white. she hates sports so dont ever talk about sports to her or else she'll make everyone hate you because shes def the most popular girl in Springfield. the most hipster person you will ever meet. if you ever happen to run into her, you better bow down to her because shes the baddest out there. tender hearted girl and she makes the best faces. she has the biggest booty in the whoolleee school. she has long light brown flowing hair like rapunzel. always praise liz

"that girl is such a liz messer"
"damn straight she is, hipster status."

by meow mix1234567890 October 1, 2013

Texas Messes

When you cum in your sisters mouth. Your mom walks in and starts to fuck you. You come again, but into the mothers mouth. Your sister and mother spit the cum into each other's pussy and then eat each other out.

I just witnessed the first Texas Messes in my life.

by Gay Fag Bag December 5, 2016