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lumpy lunch

A lumpy lunch is when you wake up late from sleeping with a fine woman and you find poo on your bed. The bitch has pooed on your bed and now you gotta clean it up. It was one lumpy lunch.
I slept with Monique lastnight and she left with me with a lumpy lunch.
by Lupe The Magic Totem September 24, 2007
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Business lunch

The act of pressing one's eyes into a woman's nipples with the face upside-down, then having her lick your tongue.
Wanna take me on a business lunch before sex this afternoon?
by Noble-savage October 15, 2010
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Cocker Spaniel Lunch

Chinese food of undetermined origin. They eat Fido over there.
Boeing's super sonic airliner is so fast, you can fly from Baltimore to Bejing for a Cocker Spaniel lunch and fly home in time for dinner.
by Simon October 14, 2004
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lunch lady

Lunch ladies are those females or males who graduate from Lunch Lady Academy (LLA) and frequently uses lunch lady crossing, similar to deer crossing. They're commonly in a bad mood, and to them you MUST NEVER SAY these words, "Oh no, take it back," or the unspeakable will occur. They can fly and serve, while wearing "lunch vest." You may use this to describe one who is being shitty. They can also be supernatural beings similar to vampires and werewolves.
Dude, could you be anymore of a lunch lady, right now???

I said to that freaking lunch lady, "OH NO, TAKE IT BACK!" and she launched herself over the counter and did the unspeakable.
by TheNativez April 21, 2007
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Eat your lunch

Many don't believe me, but in March of 1967 a buddy and I were sitting in a local bar. Something was said about lunch, I responded by saying, "I'll eat your lunch". All laughed and went on. The group that was there started using that line. Next thing I know everyone is using it. Believe it or not.
One might say, want to run your car against mine, I'll eat your lunch.
by tiredlawdog October 3, 2016
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Out to Lunch

Going OUT of the room and meeting your co-worker in the closet, TO LUNCH down on her sweet spot.
I love taking Angela OUT TO LUNCH, I could eat all day long with her.
by huffinthemuffin December 19, 2010
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lunch box

a giant shit. to take a giant shit.
"man i just took a massive lunch box
by analmus February 10, 2008
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