Long Island IV

When a member of the Jersey Shore does too much cocaine

Snooki had to take an Long Island IV last Friday.

by Dreamypalmtree June 17, 2020

Playing the Long Schlong

When a man or woman befriends someone solely in an attempt to gain their trust, and get sex out of them.

bro 1: “In the end, the nigga was just trynna fuck her.”

bro 2: “Damn that’s crazy.”

bro 3: “That’s called playing the long schlong. Surprised it actually worked.”

bro 2: “Same tbh.”

by Priest Of The Niggadel August 7, 2022

West Long Branch

Town in New Jersey where students at the public school used to talk about jail bread and hot dogs. Liked to act like criminals by yelling "stranger" at their classmate who's parents took turns molesting them.

A place where someone's parent called the police alleging "death threats," and the police department pretended to have evidence.

"Let's not go into West Long Branch. The kids there are retarded."

"Yeah. Let's not go there. I heard the kids there jumped into a classmate's emergency and ripped apart her sentences to try and be trolls as she tried to get away from two sex predators."

by piercingsandtattoos September 19, 2020

Long Sleeve shorts

Just another word for pants.

Yo are those long sleeve shorts.

by KCCCCEAGULL November 14, 2017

Gay as the day is long

Referring to a homosexual who is quite enthusiastic about their homosexuality.

Did you see that guy?! He’s as gay as the day is long!

by Rambo1782 January 7, 2023

Powerpoint Sing-a-Long

Any powerpoint presentation in which the presenter reads from the slide verbatim without any side comments, observations or examples. Use of monotone voice usually goes with this.

I could hardly stay awake during that last presentation. What a powerpoint Sing-a-Long! On the plus side, he did a killer Ben Stein impersonation!

by Scribezilla April 30, 2013

Long John Silver's

A fast food chain that always annoys customers

Long John Silver's is the best.

by gcollier July 14, 2021