laptop

a computer that you can put on your lap

give me that laptop i want to put it on my lap

by amin82 May 13, 2020

lapa pishki

,,Lapa pishki"means beautiful in Bulgarian. Its used to make a compliment.

-He is beautiful!
-Toj lapa pishki!

by nekuv random tam ot 7B 107-mo June 4, 2021

Laptop

A thing owned by people who don't know how to build a PC or are too lazy to do so

Person 1: Hey I got myself a new laptop
Person 2: Ew get away from me you lazy fuck

by TheInternetCritic March 11, 2022

dirty lapeedis

A dirty lapeedis is when a guy and a girl are engaging in sexual intercourse, and the guy pulls out and finishes off his load by jacking off. He tells the girl he is going to get it in her mouth with the intention of actually getting in there, but he completely misses and gets it somewhere else not even close to the girl. Quite common for guys with bad aim. The name originated from the movie Zenon Girl of the 21st Century, hence the name lapeedis. Somebody had tried to shoot Zenon with a blaster but was completely off.

Derek is coming over again today. I am sort of hoping he gives me a dirty lapeedis again cause I do not like the taste of his sperm.

by John Sambleback June 13, 2009

Dead Laptop Syndrome

The condition of having a laptop whose battery is continuously dead. Usually caused by laziness and neglecting to move the charger to the current workspace.

Dave: *Opens Laptop in Important Business Meeting* Excuse me folks, my laptop appears to be suffering from "Dead Laptop Syndrome" if you will excuse me while I go get the power cord.

Attendees: *Face Palm*

by computerwiz_222 January 21, 2010

Time lapse fetish

Being aroused by time lapse

"Have you seen her draw my life video?"
"yes, it's so hot. I have a time lapse fetish"

by YC85 February 1, 2022

LAPD

An acronym for Ladies Are Pretty Dumb.

"Dude, my girl is giving me all this shit."
"LAPD!"

by Papa Bone-Clinkz November 5, 2008