King of Chaos

A "King of Chaos" refers to a typical online gamer, who's opinion of their own skill level, is actually a lot higher than their actual skill level. The term "King of Chaos" is actually a sarcastic term, indicating that the player is sup-par, and actually not a "King of Causing Chaos."

It is very typical for a "King of Chaos" to get frustrated in the middle of the game, call everyone on the other team a "try-hard," and rage-quit. Causing the "King of Chaos's" team to be a man down and eventually lose.

Frank: "Hey Randy are you going to get your kill/death ratio positive this game?"

Randy: "These kids on the other team are such try-hards, and I'm sick of it!!!"

Frank: "C'mon Randy, don't be such a "King of Chaos!!!!!"

Randy: (Disconnect........)

by Señor Hodeez January 25, 2011

the king's threesome

When a male engages in the act of sex with two lesbian who are also virgins.

You may have had a threesome with two girls but its nothing compared to the king's threesome.

by YesMan13 January 30, 2014

King Kerv

A young African American entertainer from North Carolina

Bro, did you watch King Kerv’s new video?

by JJPlox March 28, 2020

board king

Not to be mistaken as "board warrior", the board king doesn't need to engage in any argument. He simply tells the other board warrior to take a hike, and an agreement is met.

board warrior: That's not true, according to...

board King: "Insert words of greatness here"

board warrior: I'm such a faggot, nevermind.

by KeyzL2 November 12, 2006

kings of chaos

A game that starts off decent. You spend hours building up your guy, then the new age starts. So you give up

Yo all click my link (BANNED)

by kuponutmog April 18, 2005

John King

The greatest man that ever lived.

He can cure cancer with his tears, too bad he never cries.

John King doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the crap out of it.

by wolfpack2013 February 13, 2013

drag king

a woman who impersonates a man by binding her breasts and wearing men's clothing, wearing her hair short, speaking in a low pitch, and adopting a masculine demeanor

Tammy is a professional drag king and the Fuzzy Bunny Bar.

by Bozz Hawg April 6, 2004