Jason

Probably likes sonic.

Me: Jason Likes Sonic
Jason: True

by Jasonisafurry August 4, 2021

Jason

He has just the fattest fucking cock you've ever seen and he's nice he's also very funny and nice he's a nice person

ay yo its Jason he has a fat cock

by Butt3n September 14, 2021

jason

the textbook definition of slow

“hey did you here about jason?”

“oh yeah, the slow kid right”

by lmfaoao September 18, 2021

jason

a very short person and EXTREMELY sarcastic and very angry when called short. a Jason is also very harmless and can't do much to anyone taller than them. he also has a very short ding dong just like his height and has a short fuse. in a situation like a fire, he would leave everyone to die and save himself.

omg its Jason watch out

by kbruinink September 21, 2021

Jason

A really clumsy but nice friend, who never sleeps. Also known as ice bear. Gets fired from jobs for drinking. Often kinda violent (couldn't hurt a fly but likes to yell). "He's 6ft", oooook jason sure.

"yoooooo that's what I'm sayinnn" -Jason

by anonymous September 25, 2021

The Jason Lemkin Effect

The Jason Lemkin effect is when you feel 10X more excitement for one event/project over others competing for your attention.

I paid $$$ to watch Metallica's 40y anniversary show this December, both on Friday and Sunday, in the Chase Arena. But for some reason, I feel way more excited about SaaStr Annual 2021 that I got a free ticket for - this has got to be the Jason Lemkin Effect.

by rukn@ September 27, 2021

Jason shiga

The best cartoonist of all time. Has created amazing books such as : Demon, Meanwhile, and Book hunter. we should all strive to be Jason Shiga

"hey I'm looking for a character name for my new comic"
"don't bother it will never be be as good as Jason Shiga's"
"..."
"name the character 'Jason Shiga is the best ' then"
"no"

by alt-Shiga February 16, 2022