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“hey did you here about jason?”

oh yeah, the slow kid right”
by lmfaoao September 18, 2021
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a very short person and EXTREMELY sarcastic and very angry when called short. a Jason is also very harmless and can't do much to anyone taller than them. he also has a very short ding dong just like his height and has a short fuse. in a situation like a fire, he would leave everyone to die and save himself.
omg its Jason watch out
by kbruinink September 21, 2021
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A really clumsy but nice friend, who never sleeps. Also known as ice bear. Gets fired from jobs for drinking. Often kinda violent (couldn't hurt a fly but likes to yell). "He's 6ft", oooook jason sure.
"yoooooo that's what I'm sayinnn" -Jason
by anonymous September 25, 2021
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The Jason Lemkin Effect

The Jason Lemkin effect is when you feel 10X more excitement for one event/project over others competing for your attention.
I paid $$$ to watch Metallica's 40y anniversary show this December, both on Friday and Sunday, in the Chase Arena. But for some reason, I feel way more excited about SaaStr Annual 2021 that I got a free ticket for - this has got to be the Jason Lemkin Effect.
by rukn@ September 27, 2021
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Jason AKA Double B is a person to claim that he’s That guy, which he’s clearly not. Jason loves to assume stuff which get’s Freda irritated and to the point, she wants to punch the shit outta him.
Jason could be nice sometimes but not all the time, when he feels disrespected he wants to call you every name in the fucking book such as BITCH HOE STUPID ETC. Jason’s are bad they try to do stuff to piss you off like joking at the wrong time, I’ve learned my lesson not to be with Jason. Jason’s hurts so much, it causes pain like getting stabbed in the heart. FUCK JASON
EWWWW is that Jason the guy who hurted Freda
by Gdjdidkdh July 30, 2021
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dude Jason makes cool stuff but he's been known to punch/kick his fans. Jason will often hand you a cola and say "you understand the law of reciprocity yes? i give you something and you must give me something in return" with a coy sinister smile. Jason will often speak of people as chess pieces, pawns for his big game, saying "I don't see people with lives, friends, families & pets, I see pawns, objects I can manipulate with my hands" with a cartoonishly evil grin. One time at MAGfest Jason walked upto my little sister and pulled on her hair really hard until her scalp came off.
Nick: YOOOO DID YOU JUST PULL A JASON?
Yin: Yeah bro, I just kicked Steve in the balls
by SpammableConquisitor July 30, 2021
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Takes jokes to heart
Jason you're shit at fifa

guys yer actually so mean
by bigwangry-an August 1, 2021
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