Deep fried cap

comes from the word 'cap' which means a lie or a false statement. deep fried cap is an egregious lie, a statement so false it is insulting to even speak it.

guy 1: No joke I hooked up with Ashley last night
guy 2: thats deep fried cap no way you could

by comediccough December 1, 2020

Dirty Deep Dish

whenever a woman (or man) presses the lower stomach fat together in order to create a verticle crease in the skin; the male partner then pours a lubicrant on the skin and then rubs his penis inbetween the crease. Very similar to a boob job.

"So how was your night with Jane?"

"Oh it was awesome! She was a little chubby so I could give her a dirty deep dish."

by Boscxx March 2, 2017

Balls deep or not at all

To go all in on something, or not even bother doing it at all.

- A phrase invented by Chris Shields back in 2018.. which is his own personal mantra realting to every task in life

"If we're doing this, we're doing it properly - Balls deep or not at all"

by Chris Shields Online April 15, 2020

Deep long neck

Deep long neck is a deep oral sex act that usually lasts a long time.

That girl gave me deep long neck

by Jacknifejesse June 10, 2017

deep as a milf's vagina

When you're in a shitload of trouble and you just realized you can't get out of it
milf
*credits to Sam

"Bruh, do you think that I'm in that chick's friend-zone?"
"Yup! Deep as a milf's vagina!"

by F-Bomb Thiru April 28, 2017

deep sea trench

When you trench the 99 so much that you reach the proverbial deep sea

Damn Boyle , you trenched that 99. Did you the see the deep sea?
- "Yea, I deep sea trenched that hoe."

by QuicketyQuecked April 25, 2017

deep sea boating

The act of motorboating a females lady parts.

Best performed after a shower, or else you could be dealing with a low tide situation, which is never good. It is advised to NEVER go deep-seaboating during a red tide. You have been warned.

That chick is so hot I would totally go deep sea boating on her right now, I'm serious, I would love to go Deep-seaboating on those waters.

by captain pfbfbfbf January 8, 2014