Fire Toast

A fail (esp. a fail excuse)

Scotty made fire toast when he told the teacher his dog ate his homework.

by KcDaBombDiggity October 24, 2011

toasted weiner

A person giving another person a blowjob by the camp fire.

Stephanie gave Jon a toasted weiner on their camping trip.

by Sbden12 May 20, 2023

Toast

The period that occurs before the roasting of an individual, to prepare someone to be roasted.

“We’re about to go toast Mike before roasting him for what he did yesterday at the party!”

“if Michael Scott was toasted before roasted, he would’ve accepted the roasting more gracefully.”

by serenityadams December 13, 2019

Toast

toast is an amazing person :). a toast is a kind and caring person who is someone you really might want to meet in your life

i really wish toast was in my life <3

by toast bestfriend December 28, 2021

Toasted

when you get roasted and the pain still lingers

jimmy said hank has fish lips that boy was toasted the whole day

by AlmightyOdin February 24, 2018

Don’t cry, eat toast.

A motivational quote created by Charlie-Amber Taylor online.

“i want to cry right now”
Don’t cry, eat toast.

by facts56 January 18, 2021

Make some toast in the tub

A reference to the suicide method of electrocuting oneself by getting in a bathtub of water and throwing in a toaster that’s on, coined by Bo Burnham in his song “Kill Yourself.”

Person 1: “How are you doing?”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”

by zealasquigs April 30, 2023