Rape-butter

The act of saying to your mother that you may have accidentally gotten your cat pregnant. You see there is a much deeper meaning behind this. Say you just had some bomb ass Fruty Pebbles and you just get a raging boner. You can't just not leave it there and wait for it to go away. That would be a waste. So you are looking saying to yourself about how in god's name are you gonna get rid of this breakfast erection. You look in your fridge and boom, stick of butter. You grab the stick of butter and fuck it. Now your saying to yourself something like "Ok I just raped some butter but how am I going to get rid of this breakfast boner?" Then you hear a meow. It's your cat. You look at it and it stares back at you. The cat acknowledges the situation and turns around. Then with your dick stuck in the butter you apologize to your car and then you fuck it. You just rape-buttered your car and now you have to tell your mom what you just did. Rape-butter isn't the action of raping your cat with butter it's the act of apologizing for doing so to your mom and only your mom it doesn't work with dads or dogs or any butter substitute.

1 Son: Mom I'm sorry but I may have accidentally rape-buttered the car.
Mom: Did you use a butter substitute?
Son: No.
Mom: Then it's ok.

by Apologizing May 13, 2017

Team Butter

A team of individuals which exhibit skills of being smooth yet refined. It's like being so fresh and so clean, but better.

That Diana must be part of Team Butter, she's so fresh wid dem words.

Jessica be smoother than silk, she dun joined Team Butter.

by Teluxe January 05, 2011

chutch butter

The product of churning of large quantities of chutch.

Damn, Gino sure is churnin' that chutch butter!

by Juan Montalvo July 28, 2007

wet the butter

to do anything with well-timed manner and grace. this can be used in almost any instance as long as said with a smooth voice and an enunciated butter..known to have derived from the northwest college crowd

Wayne Rooney really wet the butter with that shot

or

"what you up to man?"
"nothing much really, just driving around wetting the butter.."

by WayneRooney19 February 04, 2010

Cashew Butter

The film of sweaty slime that collects on the gooch.

I slid my fingers under his balls and the cashew butter was as thick as icing.

by c-s-k September 27, 2016

butter fever

When someone has a 'butter fever' on something, it means that person is really addicted to it.

e.g.
-That guy has a huge butter fever on twenty one pilots. He is wearing a twenty one pilots cap, shirt, shorts and shoes!
-I think I have a butter fever on Minecraft. I play it all day!

by Boxler May 11, 2016

Butter Landing

A butter landing is a type of landing where you have to land smoothly, at less than -100 FPM.

Wow, that's a butter landing.

by J@yden January 23, 2023