When about 5 people lie on the floor and wait for each other to fart, and when somebody actually farts everybody tries to suck it up. Usually performed after eating cheese and drinking unusual amounts of milk.
by FUCKTHEFRENCH October 27, 2004
what happens when your having sex with your girlfriend doggy-style and her friend is tickling your taint or gooch
i had the wildest three-way the other night when my girlfriend's best friend gave me a french vanilla!
by bubba77 November 07, 2007
1. a heretosexual act where the male uses frenchfries as lubricant. fries however don't work very well so sometimes ketchup and or mustard is added to the mix. this is known as a sloppy french shoehorn.
2. an actual shoehorn made in France
2. an actual shoehorn made in France
by mysteryman16 May 18, 2006
When you use any spreadable medium applied to each side of your penis so that when you wang slap the recipient(they must be unaware or unsuspecting), it draws a mustache across their upper lip. Precision and timing is a must.
by Daniel4564508 December 22, 2007
by Guan Yuber March 03, 2009
The act of taking a ginger in the shower and having her shave your ass hairs and putting them on her face, giving her a beard.
John: Hey Sara, wanna give me a french hotchkiss?
Sara: sure as long as you have a clean shower and a fresh razor
Sara: sure as long as you have a clean shower and a fresh razor
by Richard Feelsgood January 23, 2011
Just another pathetic attempt by Quebecois to make Quebec different from the rest of the French speaking world. Quebec also likes to change spelling to suit them too. Martinique and Ivory Coast speak proper official French contrary to what Quebecoiss may think. It is Quebec that likes to change their vocab to suit them and seperate themselves further from French culture.
by loops January 13, 2005