Country music is straight up A.S.S music
(A)busive (S)tep (S)ibling music
Anyone who listens to it needs to be mentally diagnosed with S.H.I.T
(S)chizophrenia (H)ellraising (I)llegitimate re(T)ardstion
(A)busive (S)tep (S)ibling music
Anyone who listens to it needs to be mentally diagnosed with S.H.I.T
(S)chizophrenia (H)ellraising (I)llegitimate re(T)ardstion
by Realniggaseatass August 17, 2023
Get the Country Musicmug. A results driven approach to delivering technology solutions attained via the power of an individuals spirit and often through nontraditional means.
When a culture is established with no limitations the impossible can become possible through a Country IT approach, and it's amazing what can be accomplished.
by theshanemc November 17, 2020
Get the Country ITmug. A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.
(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”
by Richard Bluebahls July 29, 2022
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by Geezity June 17, 2016
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by SiL3Nt J September 19, 2023
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