elle woods era

that period when you’re over your breakup and you start to focus completely on school or work, much like elle woods in the movie legally blonde where she realizes she needs to get over warner and that getting her law degree is more important.

person a: you know he said he misses you right? you should get back together

person b: ew, no. i’m so over him. i’ve been doing better at school, it’s time for my elle woods era

by immakinwafflesduh September 12, 2021

morning wood

see monopoly and stiffy

i dunno what causes morning wood

by ross March 5, 2004

wood grain grippin

when your ride's got a wood grain steerin wheel

"swervin while i'm workin tha wood wheel, whateva city i'm in, i find out where tha hood is"

by bucks214 June 27, 2005

Wood Booger

Someone from the state of Maine, who uses terms such as “feed her the corn” “yessuh” and “bub”. Gets horny over oversized tires and the smell of diesel fuel. Skilled with their hands and knows how to fix anything with ratchet straps and zip ties, can skin a deer but can’t spell basic words. Usually missing a few teeth.

My wood booger wife yelled “feed her the corn” when I was driving, I immediately started questioning my decision to marry her.

by Heytrep August 2, 2019

soraya wood

soraya wood has the biggest bum all natural, it can sometimes deflate when she does 69 with boys. looks like a baby but is more likely to make babies at the age of 14. she picks her nose then wipes it on her bum crack. she has severe asthma but decides to be a vape lord even though her best mate emi has seen her nearly die from walking to fast

#athsma #bum

wow soraya wood has a bum

by ursecretadmierer February 27, 2021

Ryan Woods

Not only is this person notorious for his handsome good looks but he also has an amazing personality And can make anyone laugh within a couple minutes of talking to him. However, Ryan Woods is typically found attracting unworthy women or "thots" as some would say. Luckily, he doesn't always let them get advantage over him. Basically, if you have gotten with a ryan woods, consider yourself lucky.

"Wow she seems happy , what did she do last night?"
"You didn't hear... she got with Ryan Woods..."
"FUCK THAT BITCH"

by Bellaminnnn January 29, 2017

Wood thrusting

Where a man is sexually deprived and leads his fun to nature.
Basically. A Man thrusting his penis in/between trees to get sexual pleasure.

Dave: Hey Jim. Have you ever put your penis between a split tree and thrusted between it?
Jim: Oh you mean Wood Thrusting? Me and my son do that every sunday.

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009