Wood Thief's Sickness

A condition where extremely fine splinters of wood embed in the dermal layer slowly working toward the heart, lungs and brain over a period of 2 - 5 years. Side effects can include, an extreme affinity for Microsoft Excel, over measuring and having the name Danny. Only affects people who have touched or burnt stolen firewood i.e. thieves or petty criminals.
Danny stole firewood from his brother's front porch and now he has Wood Thief's Sickness
by toomanydavids April 27, 2015
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elle woods era

that period when you’re over your breakup and you start to focus completely on school or work, much like elle woods in the movie legally blonde where she realizes she needs to get over warner and that getting her law degree is more important.
person a: you know he said he misses you right? you should get back together

person b: ew, no. i’m so over him. i’ve been doing better at school, it’s time for my elle woods era
by immakinwafflesduh September 12, 2021
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Woody got Wood

Woody got wood is a fan fic where Woody Chan confronts Andy Senppi and mate, as this is happening the other toys join in and pee and then jerk one loose. After this is over all the toys proceed to cram themselves into Andy senppi ass, sadly killing him
Person 1: Have you seen Woody got Wood.
Person 2: No, whats that.
Person 1: This.
Person 2: WTF is this.
Person 1: Hehehehe
by Mr canal April 12, 2019
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wood grain grippin

when your ride's got a wood grain steerin wheel
"swervin while i'm workin tha wood wheel, whateva city i'm in, i find out where tha hood is"
by bucks214 June 17, 2005
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Murder Woods

Used by Suburbians of Chicago to refer to the near west surburb(s) of Maywood and/or Bellwood Illinois. Also used in an ironic attempt to try and put on for they city to gain street credit and give the suburb(s) a harder-core image. Murder Woods is known for their increasing crime rate which includes, but is not limited to terrorism, gang activity, drug trafficking, rape, arson, treason, burglary, kidnapping, robbery, and of course Murder (hence the name Murder Woods). Not to be mistaken for or used interchangeable with Chiraq.
Girl: Ay boy, where you stay at?

Boy: I'm from da Woods, Murder Woods! All day!

Girl: Nigga! You weak as hell! Chiraq all day & night baby!
by Shavonm M Q July 26, 2012
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soraya wood

soraya wood has the biggest bum all natural, it can sometimes deflate when she does 69 with boys. looks like a baby but is more likely to make babies at the age of 14. she picks her nose then wipes it on her bum crack. she has severe asthma but decides to be a vape lord even though her best mate emi has seen her nearly die from walking to fast

#athsma #bum
wow soraya wood has a bum
by ursecretadmierer February 27, 2021
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