The gaping anus of the earth. Complete with mormon church access across the street and in the back. Run by mormons and poser hippie kids. Lots of fat kids as well. Don't even think about entering without a hall-pass, or tough guy/janitor Chad will eat your lunch and possibly your soul.
1. "Hold on brah, i gotta wipe my Eagle High School." (EHS for short)
2. "Aw yeah man, peace is love, peace is love...i hate it when my dad beats me...
2. "Aw yeah man, peace is love, peace is love...i hate it when my dad beats me...
by Choose the right....You know you wanna... January 10, 2009
Get the Eagle High Schoolmug. 1. A current couple in high school that has been dating for most of their high school years.
2. A couple that has been dating since high school.
2. A couple that has been dating since high school.
by ReyaCaldez December 20, 2010
Get the High School Sweetheartmug. The school is filled with nothing but depressed, angsty teens, cocksucking preps, racist redneck trumpies, idiotic staff, hood rats, self proclaimed "saints", and backstabbing, arrogant plebs. Everything is either broken, 60 years old, or straight up disgusting. You can find mice, roaches, or any kind of insect in any room (not excluding your food). Beautiful sights such as, overdrawn eyebrows, gross make-out sessions, underwear (because hey, what the fuck are belts?), and dirty bathrooms are all apart of what makes it unique.
9/11 would not recommend.
9/11 would not recommend.
by t3ddy.mp4 December 23, 2016
Get the Sequoyah High Schoolmug. Masturbating with your non-dominant, numb hand after temporary loss of sensation (i.e. performing a stranger). This gives you the sensation of your first, clumsy, uncoordinated hand job in High School.
I performed a High School Stranger to bring back the memories of Prom while jacking off to my High School yearbook.
by Dr. Stranger Danger December 4, 2011
Get the High School Strangermug. A high school in Florida where everyone is a cry baby or complain about everything or even think their better then everyone
by LM da Bum September 5, 2017
Get the bloomingdale high schoolmug. Students are too embarassed to admit they graduated school, prefer to say they graduated from "a school in Kansas" (that's any better...?). Natives include meth heads and...more meth heads. Claims to fame include 2nd Least Exciting Place in the World (only behind Chanute the city) and the greatest known drug-to-human ratio in known history, believed to be in the hundreds, if not thousands. The school mascot is the Comet, not, as one one would think, the Wheat Farmers. Notable alumni include Bret Dyke, esteemed chess master and movie aficionado, and literally no one else.
Student 1 = Yeah, my roommate went to Chanute High School.
Student 2 = Poor kid...is he studying Crop Engineering or Methematics?
Student 2 = Poor kid...is he studying Crop Engineering or Methematics?
by BD69 October 20, 2011
Get the Chanute High Schoolmug. An average public high school in Painesville Township, Ohio. Home of the Riverside Beavers. Known in Lake County for being the only high school to have five grades of students. (8th-12th.)
Recently sued by Oregon State for theft of their sports team logo.
All speak of "gangs" should be considered ridiculous banter as the so-called gangs are groups of poker playing 8th graders. Predecessors to which had names such as (In all seriousness.) "Ice Pick" and "Fire Shovel."
Recently sued by Oregon State for theft of their sports team logo.
All speak of "gangs" should be considered ridiculous banter as the so-called gangs are groups of poker playing 8th graders. Predecessors to which had names such as (In all seriousness.) "Ice Pick" and "Fire Shovel."
Person A: What school had a basketball player, with big ears, shove a Tang bottle into another guys ass? I think his name was Ricky...
Person B: Riverside High School...
Person B: Riverside High School...
by Dias Crimson August 29, 2008
Get the Riverside High Schoolmug.