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The thing you delete when you go on the urban dictionary.
I went to the urban dictionary looking for the definition of "Crossword" and somehow found the most beautifully written and hot yuri and I had to delete my search history. Dictionaries rule.
by FishlessCod December 17, 2025
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Penis history museum

Mini documentary.

Changed my life and I have never been completely the same since.

Also the Roman traveling phalis exhibit. I've never seen anything the same way again.

Leave some incense and flowers at the 2000yr old dick joke carved on the side of the colosium. Not as a saint. But venerate the dumb ass who carved it. The dick joke is truly imortal.
The penis history museum

A must see nini doc
by Modern Women January 1, 2026
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History

about old people and shit they had tantrums about
I love the idea of history being about the things that will 100% help me in life <3
by wifehaverthefirst June 11, 2022
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History

A set of made up stories compiled together to help brainwash majority of people. The _official_ method of producing such set is _speculation_. (source: Wikipedia). People who are capable to analyze material facts using cause-and-effect reasoning are kept away from compiling and presenting such sets. They are either lured into "exact" sciences such as physics, math, etc or made outcasts by the school system.
Nevertheless, history as a discipline seems like important for keeping the society to look civilized. At least on the surface. At least, in theory.
Ex1:
- According to history, Lincoln is credited with 1865 emancipation as the event exclusive to the USA and Lincoln's genius. Do you know when Russia emancipated its slaves?
- 1861, but it's not related.

Ex2:

- In 2022, in South Carolina they still teach their own history where Linkoln is an antagonist

Ex3: - It's well-known that history repeats itself.
- Well, that just means we can create alternative reality by telling people how we think they should have acted in the past.

(by the way Juneteenth, the official holiday, is celebrated each year because slaves technically were emancipated in 1863)
by Nikita1998 June 29, 2022
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