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hammer

a big mistake. A catostrophe of epic proportions that will cause the responsible party to get in serious trouble. From the shortened phrase "you would have been better off to throw a hammer into it!"
Ex 1 Dude, you really hammered last night...you need to stay at my place while the dust settles?

Ex 2 "What happened to Joe?"
"He got fired because he hammered the big order."
by stasis___ January 27, 2007
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Hammer Storm

Another term for gangbang, referring to many cocks.
Sheila's feeling sore today, she went out with the football team last night and got caught in a hammer storm.
by Colin Pattullo November 2, 2006
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Yam-hammer

1. Penis with a bulbous deformed head that is disproportionately larger than the shaft., 2. Used to describe a loud or obnoxious person. Most effective when preceded with a traditional expletive, (i.e. "You fucking Yam-hammer"), 3. An aggressive consensual sexual act that involves a sound beating and/or pummeling.
1. I'd love to yam-hammer that bitch!

2. Seven is a twisted fucking yam-hammer, and someone should whip his ass.
by Paintmonkey December 14, 2008
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THE FLYING HAMMER

when one places elbow high into the air while jumping from high alittudes into an unexpecting audience or even a large crowd at a show or concert or just as some general tom foolery with friends
As i came upon the breakdown in the last notes of the song i applied the flying hammer to the heads of some unexpecting emo queers
by Paulie croosh July 12, 2007
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mammer hammer

when a girl or guy hits a girl's boobs... kinda similar to how guys and girls hit a guy's balls.
you better watch out or i'm gonna mammer hammer you!
by downtownyouthcenter May 7, 2007
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hammer

when you excrete feces, the end product is shaped like the head of a hammer. it can hurt.
oh man, i ate so much pizza last night i hammered and it hurt like a motha f***er
by fartface January 27, 2008
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Anus Hammer

Greatest WOW (World Of Warcraft) Band alive!
Featuring both musicians of TFODB (TrainFuck Of Dead Babies). Also known as the Crimson Cock and balls.
Wow! Dude, Anus Hammer rocks my night elfs nuts off!
by alpete August 7, 2008
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