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by xosi November 18, 2021
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Beat the Germans Day

On 18th December, the Germans lost the battle of Verdun, causing the French laugh and harass them. They CAN NOT fight back.
Joffre: lol, it's beat the germans day so we won
Pétain: lol they suck
Joffre: true
by Dubhlitus December 7, 2021
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German quesadilla

When a man shoves a tear gas canister inside the vaginal cavity until she cries from pain, at that point they have intercource creating the onion cum mix.
Yo bro, I gave a girl the "German quesadilla" yesterday
by Dj4revbe January 31, 2024
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German Vacuum

Licking a girl's ass while her legs are on my shoulder and she is sucking/cleaning the floor with her mouth
I took my girl to the basement and did the German vacuum to clean it.
by German128 October 6, 2025
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German chocolate bar

The poop that looks like a chocolate bar, often eaten for practical jokes
This chocolates terrible!

It's a German chocolate bar is probably why
by Ricky Itchie Twitchy May 22, 2011
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German Things

When a girl tells you she want's to do German Things; You probably should fill up before your date, as she want to eat what comes out of your dark passage (poop play)
Slutty Quagmire: Big Pete, Help! She Wants to do German Things! GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! it's not going to work!
by Quagmire Apprentice December 12, 2024
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