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Corporal-general

A fictitious rank for someone who believes that they are a genius military leader (or at least more competent than their actual military leaders), due specifically to their lower-level military experience.

Typically found among former soldiers who end up in positions of authority, and believe that their being in the army once, and being from the rank and file and not an officer, makes them more qualified to make big decisions than actual officers, despite said officers potentially having made such big decisions for many years, but who were obviously out of touch because they'd started their careers as officers and had spent most of their time behind desks.

Similar to the armchair general, but with the caveat of even the tiniest amount of military service instantly making them more qualified than other armchair generals.
"And so Hitler the Corporal-General, remembering his time as a corporal in the trenches of the Western Front, declared that putting more resources into producing flamethrowers would win the war, much to the chagrin of his generals, who had instead been trying to get him to allocate more divisions to repel the allied invasion of Sicily."
by Dr Mg October 14, 2022
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General Mills

A food company founded in 1928, known for cereal brands and snacks like Cookie Crisp, Gushers, and notably Cocoa Puffs
These tasty Gushers from General Mills are great!
by Vorphy_101 March 22, 2024
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Are you generous?

Another way to ask for money for sex
Guy 1: Are you generous?
Guy 2: Yeah I'll give you 20, let's go to the back of my truck
by Undauntice December 22, 2021
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Floor General

Girls named Nevaeh, often ones who are very annoying
Nevaeh is a floor general, she doesn’t know how to shut up
by Simma January 7, 2024
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General McLane

The worst fucking place in Pennsylvania. I guarantee you've never met anyone from here because they've already killed themselves after being exposed to the utter bullshit of this place.
Person 1: hey, you know General McLane?
Person 2: yeah, I hate it
by your average redditor July 5, 2023
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General Saaim

by General Stones February 16, 2025
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Generic Sneak

To use basic tactics to get away with a wrong doing.
His generic sneakiness gave away his lies.
by NikkiBubblebutt July 27, 2018
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