french vanilla

what happens when your having sex with your girlfriend doggy-style and her friend is tickling your taint or gooch

i had the wildest three-way the other night when my girlfriend's best friend gave me a french vanilla!

by bubba77 November 29, 2007

French Train

When about 5 people lie on the floor and wait for each other to fart, and when somebody actually farts everybody tries to suck it up. Usually performed after eating cheese and drinking unusual amounts of milk.

French Trains are only performed in France because everyone else thinks they are gross.

by FUCKTHEFRENCH October 26, 2004

french shoehorn

1. a heretosexual act where the male uses frenchfries as lubricant. fries however don't work very well so sometimes ketchup and or mustard is added to the mix. this is known as a sloppy french shoehorn.

2. an actual shoehorn made in France

Bill:"Yeah, I took Sandy to McDonalds and then gave her a french shoehorn in the back of my Miata."

by mysteryman16 May 25, 2006

French Mustache

When you use any spreadable medium applied to each side of your penis so that when you wang slap the recipient(they must be unaware or unsuspecting), it draws a mustache across their upper lip. Precision and timing is a must.

Dude, I totally just "French Mustached" Scotty!

by Daniel4564508 January 14, 2008

French Babies

A word used to describe babies born from a whore, slut, hooker, etc.

That trailer trash chick has three French Babies.

by Guan Yuber March 2, 2009

French Hotchkiss

The act of taking a ginger in the shower and having her shave your ass hairs and putting them on her face, giving her a beard.

John: Hey Sara, wanna give me a french hotchkiss?

Sara: sure as long as you have a clean shower and a fresh razor

by Richard Feelsgood January 24, 2011

Quebecois French

Just another pathetic attempt by Quebecois to make Quebec different from the rest of the French speaking world. Quebec also likes to change spelling to suit them too. Martinique and Ivory Coast speak proper official French contrary to what Quebecoiss may think. It is Quebec that likes to change their vocab to suit them and seperate themselves further from French culture.

Quebecois need to read the French dictionary and learn to spell!

by loops January 13, 2005