when bison fly

An alternative to da classic "bacon-'n'-spareribs"-worded facetious phrase meaning, "never".

If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???

by QuacksO July 26, 2024

Private pop fly

A modified reach around where the rear person fingers the asshole of the front person while the front person jacks off. When they’re about to cum the rear person throws their free hand through the legs and catches the load like a left fielder.

She dove in with the private pop fly like Barry Bonds on in ‘roid rage.

by Team Tucson September 8, 2023

tie to your fly

To level up with your date or friend when going out.

Girl you look so good tonight. Ima need to tie to your fly.

by Your Fun Sister December 14, 2023

Let Them Birds Fly

To say the n-word

Yo, Kyle just Let Them Birds Fly

by Richard A. Crainium November 18, 2023

Scratched the fly

To fail at something ; to get close at something but then to fail

“She could’ve gotten the job, but she scratched the fly on the interview”

by SuperFlyByTheBeach March 18, 2024

Not going to fly

I mean... The only thing that IS going to fly there is literally progressive shit-lib politics and all I'm going to get from any of YOU is free money potentially-hypothetically-eventually if I do and believe what you want.

Hym "Juxtaposed to the delusional zealots claiming I HAVE to believe and say what they want! And to choose neither is to BE THE ROPE in a game of special needs tug of war. But saying that is probably 'not going to fly' either."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2024

This Stupud Fucking Fly That I hate

I was thinking of Ideas for urban dictionary articals but then this stupif FREAKING FLY, lands on my screen, I put my finger on it to kill it, but not hard enough as to squash it and make a mess, but i am in examining it, but then it flies away and scares me!

"This Stupud Fucking Fly That I hate" - Me

by Tim7 October 27, 2024