Dumb fat

A fat dumb gay sweaty person that tries to hide their weight even though you can see it and they are extremely insecure, even if they aren’t that fat. Usually a huge duch bag angus always bitching about every thing and always screams, often confused with autism and assburgers

That dumb fat? He’s the one that snitched in me for having weed

by DaAt WaAy June 12, 2018

monounsaturated fat

A type of fat that literally no one knows how to read or spell.
They also probably have never heard of it before.

Person: Oh look I am eating monounsaturated fat! It says right here on the nutrition facts!
Other Person: That’s great, I don’t think anyone really cares.

by kpopFan19 August 8, 2018

Fat Nips

A person usually male who has abnormally round nipples. Usually used in jest as an insult.

Phone rings "hey how's it hanging fat nips"

by Stonky B August 22, 2018

Fat Wank

When one eats a large quantity of food and proceeds to masturbate immediately afterwards.

"Great night last night, got in and ordered £60 worth of Chinese food and had a fat wank"

by RHUL Penrose January 21, 2019

Fat Lies

¹ A lie that is told by a fat person.

² The propensity of fat people to lie, normally for social reasons.

Sally is telling fat lies again, in order to get attention.

by Rear Naked Woke September 28, 2018

fat hungry

act of being very very hungry, can eat anything

Aye g I'm fat hungry, lets eat

by ZenMeister01 October 1, 2018

relationship fat

When someone in a relationships gains a couple pounds due to being comfortable with their partner

Person A: hey has Jessica put on weight??
Person B: nah mate, she’s just relationship fat

by Pink sock May 31, 2018